baffling

Shocking, appalling, straight up jaw dropping

It was baffling to see goody two shoes Susie dress like a skanky whore to school.

by slushxlush August 28, 2006

buff tasty

1. a food so purely delicious when have been drinking, or otherwise, that these are the only two words that can possibly describe how good it is.

2. an expression of greatness

1. "man, this wheat cracker is buff tasty"

2. "will smith looked buff tasty in 'i am legend'"

"that was pretty gay"

"your mums buff tasty, waaaaeyy"

by jasper.p.colon May 25, 2009

Bafflefuck

To be confused, you are bafflefucked

Ah, man this maths homework is bafflefuckingly hard

by totallyawesomedudeman June 14, 2010

buff the spam javelin

to masturbate

The girlfriend is out of town, so I had to buff the spam javelin.

by viaho May 23, 2010

Buffable

BUFFABLE: Someone who is very sexy,hot, handsome, pretty etc, you desire them.. and so you would like to shag them.. this makes them very buffable.

Ben is so hot and Buffable..
Did you see that tight outfit she was wearing,,, shes very buffable.

by Mopsey13 July 29, 2010

Buffality

Used to describe an action film, with a strong willed protagonist, who usually has a dark side. Full of big explosions, gunfights and one liners that are repeated by people long after they've seen the movie. Sometimes cheesy, always fun.

"The Expendables is this summers must see buffality."

"I ain't got time to bleed" - Classic buffality line

by Middayfog October 26, 2010

baffergaggle

When you burp and accidently throw up a little in your mouth.

*burp* aww man, I just baffergaggled.

by jdm14885 January 10, 2012