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bruised vagina

Someone who's been hurt a lot, or is hurting . (Like having sex while your hoo-ha is bruised; hence the name)
*has break up,and is betrayed by bff*
"I feel like a bruised vagina"
by 96Oseuq96 June 22, 2017
mugGet the bruised vaginamug.

Toilet Bruise

A streak left on the inside of the toilet bowl from a massive dump. The streak remains even after flushing.
Ryan left a major toilet bruise in church toilet right before his wedding ceremony.
by Dr. Jebediah Toolshed M.D. March 15, 2019
mugGet the Toilet Bruisemug.

dookie bruise

The resultant indentation lines caused by extensive time sitting on the toilet.
Dang bro, you were sitting the toilet for so long you got some a mad dookie bruise!
by Spanky McSpankSpank June 14, 2022
mugGet the dookie bruisemug.

digital bruising

The result of being owned by a cyber bully.
That keyboard warrior just left you with some serious digital bruising.
by tzchworbus March 3, 2016
mugGet the digital bruisingmug.

butt bruise

when you get a bruise on your butt form anal.
man 1: hey bro is your butt bruised? man 2: ummm No!!!! man1: well your boyfriend has good aim.
by mandingle dime shaboficus October 9, 2010
mugGet the butt bruisemug.

booze bruised

Having a damaged liver as a result of alcohol consumption
by Raygun13 March 30, 2016
mugGet the booze bruisedmug.

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