Dong Bruise

A dong bruise is the bruises that appear on a girls legs after a hard night out in town, they never remember where they have come from but are actually caused by male dancers in close proximity by their flailing male appendages

"Oh my god look at these bruises on my thighs Kathy! I have no idea how I got these, boy was I boozed last night"

"I have a fair idea, they're dong bruises Jane, I told you not to dance so close to those huge guys"

by Maximus B*tches February 25, 2010

Bruised Arm

A phallus (penis) after sexual intercourse. (Typically used after a male loses his virginity).

Dave: Robbo, heard you had a big night last night, how's the bruised arm?
Robbo: Not too bad mate, she dusted me off with a loaf of bread after so he's held up alright.

Jack: Fuck, my bruised arm's causing a bit of grief this morning. Might toss one off to settle things down.

by CHEEF KIEF August 25, 2018

Big Bruise Boy

Someone who is sad, hurt or 'down bad' in any sense. I.e heartbroken. bruised heart etc.

"Did you hear about Tyler Getting dumped by Haley?"

"Yeah he's a big bruise boy right now"

by bruiseboy47 April 19, 2021

bruised vagina

Someone who's been hurt a lot, or is hurting . (Like having sex while your hoo-ha is bruised; hence the name)

*has break up,and is betrayed by bff*
"I feel like a bruised vagina"

by 96Oseuq96 June 22, 2017

Bruises Around my neck

Bruises Around my neck basically means hickeys and bite marks around my neck.

In the song Stacy's Brother the line- She's not reason for the bruises around my neck.

by iminlovewithstacy'sbrother September 16, 2021

digital bruising

The result of being owned by a cyber bully.

That keyboard warrior just left you with some serious digital bruising.

by tzchworbus March 3, 2016

butt bruise

when you get a bruise on your butt form anal.

man 1: hey bro is your butt bruised? man 2: ummm No!!!! man1: well your boyfriend has good aim.

by mandingle dime shaboficus October 9, 2010