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bro-spoon 

You and a close bro are forced to sleep in the same bed, resulting in a little-spoon big-spoon situation. It's not gay, its bromantic.
Bro 1 aka Little-spoon:" Yo dude, are you cuddling me?"
Bro 2 aka Big-spoon: "Nah fam it's a bro-spoon, don't get it twisted with that cuddle shit."
Bro 1: "Carry on."
bro-spoon by broliver April 28, 2015
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honey bro 

A youthful rich man who lavishes gifts on a similarly aged woman or man in return for companionship or sexual favors. Origin: Chad Brogley, Denver, CO ca. 2018.
She is not into sugar daddies, but she’s on the prowl for a honey bro with a trust fund.
honey bro by chad3909 July 7, 2019

bro bating 

Masterbating with your bro(s). Jacking off with a buddy, or buddies.
Not giving your Bros blow jobs, just getting off with them
Dude, I was bro bating last night and it was great
bro bating by Throbbin_Rob November 3, 2019

Oral Hygiene Bro 

A user of 4chan's /a/ board, who, starting October 2010, started writing a story where he was inspired to brush his little sister's teeth after watching Nisemonogatari's infamous toothbrush scene. Eventually, it got to the point that they married and had a child together. He kept posting for about 3 years, until August 2013, when he was never heard from again. Nobody knows if the story is real, but nobody can prove that it's false either.
Aidan: "yo have you heard of that one Oral Hygiene Bro who fucked his sister"
Bob: "Yeah that's some messed up shit"

Ayo that's pretty sus bro 

When someone says something really sus (short for "suspicious" from Among Us)
Person 1: Dude, this is so hard!
Person 2: Do you know what else is hard?
Everyone who was listening: Ayo that's pretty sus bro

crypto bro

A young man on twitter who is an absolute hype beast for crypto-currencies and makes long term predictions, often backed by memed and self-fulfilling financial charts.
crypto bro: Dudes buy $WAX it's going to moon tonight, +50% easily insert hamster on rocket gif
crypto bro by BitLord April 21, 2018
The result of a man wearing tight clothing to cover his crotch. The equivalent of a cameltoe on a woman.
Yuck! That dude's pants are giving him a bro-toe!
bro-toe by Ben W. August 23, 2005