I can't brain

Someone will say this when they cannot think properly or well enough

Today is Monday, and I can't brain.

by CoffeeShop2003 May 29, 2018

We share brain cells on that one

Something you say when you agree with someone or share the same opinions.

Because I agreed with her opinion, I said “We share brain cells on that one”

by tinyneverland18 October 2, 2020

TikTok Rat Brain

The deterioration or smoothing of one's brain due to excessive consumption of TikTok or other short-form media can lead to various symptoms. These include a shortened attention span, an inability to form complete thoughts, profound boredom when not mindlessly watching TikToks, and frequent references to "Skibidi Toilet".

"I need to stop watching TikTok, man. It's making it hard to focus."
"Yeah, man, I got that TikTok rat brain."

by OnJod October 8, 2023

Shit a Brain

A phrase used to express how excited or mind-blown or confused you are feeling.

Snooter: Oh my GAWD!! That Inception movie was sooooo good.
Smitty: OMG, I had to watch it three times... I shit a brain the first time.

Snooter: Oh my GAWD!! That movie Memento was sooooo crazy.
Smitty: OMG, I had to watch it six times... I shit a brain the first five times.

Snooter: Oh my GAWD!! That movie Requiem for a Dream was sooooo intense.
Smitty: Uh... I actually had a seizure during that one. I shit my pants.
Snooter: For reals? Oh... my... gawd.
Smitty: yeah... flopped around for... well... through the rest of the movie, actually. My cat just watched me... he didn't call 911 or help out... so... I missed most of that movie. Not a big fan...

by PDXJohnny99 April 29, 2013

braincrush

When you have a crush on a person's brain, with complete disregard to appearance, availability, etc.

Laura has a braincrush on Thomas Jefferson.

by awesomeaardvark October 21, 2009

Brain booger

Noun. 1) A metaphor for a thought of any manner of consequence; that which sometimes results from "picking the brain."

I just had a brain booger; by virtue of its name, Brainbooger.com must be a receptacle of all manner of thoughts!

by Yu Phlung Pu June 10, 2009

brain candy

An experience that is enjoyable because it stimulates the mind pleasantly, but doesn't actually make it work. Usually in reference to light and fluffy books, movies, TV shows, and other entertainment. Akin to eye candy.

No one ever called Star Trek great drama, but it makes pretty good brain candy.

by Evac156 February 9, 2005