botch

A bitch who fails at doing basic bitch shit... or one who cant assume the rank of bitch, essentially falling short of that designation recieveing the lesser term botch...

"damn, shes a botch!"or "dude, this bitch forgot to bring the weed, what a stupid botch"

by ETArchitect December 6, 2016

fokka you botch

a person who cant say fuk u bitch, they say fokka you botch
(its easier for retards to say)

PERSON 1 : oy cheif can i borrow 50p for a fag?
CHEIF: fokka you botch i need da cosh for da bos, is ur dad gonna pay for it?

by brapppppppp January 11, 2008

botched abortion

A really physically ugly person or someone fucked up by disease, birth defect, or a cripple. Also generally the term is used as a dreogatory insult for polititians.

I really like those waxey elephant ears, stubby hog nose and bald head of Congressman Henry Waxman! what a fucking botched abortion he is!

by Pkuhnert April 17, 2010

botch

term i use in kingdom hearts for my boat.

the s.s. botch
Kyle Unsdorfer

by Cory Wigley December 17, 2004

botch

the man version of a bitch

"Claudia's such a botchy whore"

by umidk January 19, 2010

botchulism

When you've totally consumed a carbonated beverage of some sort, or any food that creates gaseous fumes out of the mouth and you need to express it fully (meaning, you can't keep your mouth closed or somehow swallow the burp because you know your neck will explode). And while you express it fully, you say while burping, "Botch." Some others, continue saying the entire word even if the belch has ceased. Usually, after a good botchulism, men receive erections on the spot. Women usually have a quim-like experience.

"Dude, Amy had a nice botchulism last night. It was so loud, I fuckin' got a huge boner."

"BOTCH...ulism" (the burp itself)

by AmyDick January 6, 2008

botch

The alias of a person who lives at Batjew Forums. Also another word for a complete mess or fuck up.

Botch posts at Batjew forums//you sure made a botch of that cake

by Botch July 15, 2003