Bono

Pratt like tosser, loves himself, his many houses and wants to be Bob Geldoff. A Wonderful hypocrit, who enjoys holidaying in many of the third world countries he exploits. While protesting in favour of these downtrodden peoples, he still manages to take advantage of the cheap labour these countries provide in order to assemble his U2 Ipods, Albums and Memorabilia.

Note: His poo stinks just like everybody elses (and his breath smells of gasoline).

Bono - Jippo. i.e. takes credit for somebody else's hard work.

by Collie January 27, 2007

Bono

Sanctimonious prick that works as a buffer between the people & the international banks/politicians & suffers from 'the messianic complex'.

Bono has huge amounts of wealth & could save a 3rd world village a day, but he doesn't really care, he wants you to pay!

by hypocritehate September 30, 2008

Bono

A person who wears sunglasses no matter what time of day it is, or whether they are indoors or outdoors.

Man, that Bono is cruising down the street with his aviators on!

by Vibrant December 5, 2012

bonogomy

n., having only Bono or Sonny Bono as exclusive sexual partners

"I wish I was Cher when she was bonogomous"
"I don't believe in bonogomy"

by roger the fabricator February 10, 2004

Sonny Bono disease

Sonny Bono disease is when you die in a way that you have to be totally rich to die in.

Similar to John Denver syndrome, but without Muppets.

Did you hear that Winchester died of Sonny Bono disease? He drank Bordeaux until he could no more.

by Eptin October 20, 2007

bonogles

Sunglasses fitted with bright pink glass,mainly worn by untalented pop-artists of the homosexual persuation. Wearing this accessory for prolonged periods of time can have serious psychological bieffects on the wearer, such as wrongly comparing yourself to the Beatles, the perception that you have deep knowledge in subjects far beyond the limits of the pop-artists feeble mind and deeply enjoying the smell from the sulphur acids in your own flatulence. Looking directly at the sun while wearing bonogles will result in retinal cancer (retinoblastoma), though if you find yourself wearing bonogles, it is widely and strongly adviced that you go ahead and do it. A thorough study in this subject matter is done by the UDCA (Uncle Deercamp Culture Analysis Board)

The use of "bonogles" in a sentence:
"Bono is a pretencious piece of shit with suck ass songs, a dumb ass name, and I hope someone shoves those damn bonogles so far up his ass you can hear them clack on the back of his teeth."

by FleshlightPounder November 14, 2007

Bonophobia

An intense dislike, loathing and even hatred for U2 frontman Bono, fueled by the well-founded suspicion that he is a fake blowhard pretender always trying to look magnanimous, gracious and giving in all his public activities.

I saw Bono eating a flower salad with Mick Jagger and talking about philanthropy. Since then I hate Bono.
Wow, sounds like you're suffering from Bonophobia.

by kiwi_david July 4, 2011