Boner

adj.
Used to describe something that was excellent and pleasing to the senses, causing you to get a little too excited

Charlie: Dude, did you see the Led Zeppelin concert last night? Because it was totally boner.
Mike: I didn’t, but I bet you had a great time!

by BloatedPp534 February 8, 2019

Boner

When your penis gets hard

Damn!! Did you see grandma bend over she always knows how to give me a boner!!

by Luigigreen nuts August 11, 2019

bonerize

To bonerize a guy means to fuck another guy in his asshole until you both have cumgasms.

My cadet roomie, Matt, bonerized me three times last night!

by USAF Cadet March 28, 2021

Boner

Adj. Hot, sexy, fine, bodacious

Damn, Megan Fox looked so boner in Transformers.

She looks totally boner even after giving birth.

by Beastboy22 September 20, 2013

Boner

Something Mr. Claus gets when he looks at a certain student ;) and also something Mr. Campbell gets during every class he has

"God damn Lexi, you gave Mr. Claus such a boner today!

by Ooo la la! June 26, 2016

Boner

Male reproductive organ becoming stiff by either sexual arousal or coincidentally; who or which bones

1: When I saw that girl I got a boner
2: That man, I swear he was a boner

by Nicoxman8 April 5, 2015

bonerous

of, or relating to a fully engorged penis. used as an adjective slang for a generally negative situation, occurance, or subsequent noun.

As the day passed, Germaine's mood became perpetually more and more bonerous, after his girlfriend was eaten alive by piranhas, merely out of spite.

by dire frivolity [AIM] May 31, 2005