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Brittany: Hi! Wutz up?! N2MH, juz chillin wit mah homies @ my houze. itz so kewl. LOL! So, how u? I fine
Me: WHAT?
by Gwen Stefani Grrl October 15, 2003
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teeny bopper

girls between the age of 10-14 who like to listen to nsync, backstreet boys, etc. they type LiKe DiS, and act like bimbos.
LiKe OMG! I'm A dImWiTtEd TeEnYbOpPeR wHo LoVeS nYsTInK.
by sillyducky September 5, 2003
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Darwin Carpet-bomber

An extremely difficult sexual maneuver whereby a group of men quietly sneak into the bedroom of an unsuspecting woman (or man) and proceed to masturbate over them.

The resulting noise will eventually wake the victim to a horror comparable to that of the citizens of Darwin when the city was bombed by the Japanese in 1941
"Yeah dude we're planning on doing a Darwin Carpet-bomber later on tonight - poor Joey isn't going to know what hit him"

"I woke up last night to those assholes doing a Darwin Carpet-Bomber over me"
by Maggrig February 19, 2010
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Stealth Bomber

A stealth bomber is a penis that is relatively small when soft, but upon being erected, the penis becomes massive. Stealth bomb owners generally surprise girls, with the enormous transformation in size.
They may not get the attention like the Lookers (big penises, but don't get bigger upon erection), but the girls like them just as much, if not more for being able to grow that much.
1.Did you hear about John, he stealth bombed Janet into a concussion last night.

2.Julie: Why are you wearing that patch?
Cindy: Justin and I were on the couch and I started playing with his dick
Julie: Oh wow, how big was it?
Cindy: At first it resembled a baby dick, then all of a sudden it grew 13 inches and viciously poked me in the retina.

3.Did you hear about FFumder? He's a stealth bomber.
by joehac January 20, 2007
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teeny bopper

stupid bitch age 10-16 who pisses the hell out of everyone with her home-dyed hair (all patchy and half bald), stupid lasenza girl shirts and thongs and vocabulary (reduced to lyke, and OMGz).
teeny bopper: lyke OMGz! DiD yOu heeR mA hoMeGrrL BriTTanY'zz gOtZ a NeWz bf?
other respectable girl (a.k.a. me): did you hear i have a .45 i could shoot you in the fucking face with, bitch?
teeny bopper: LYKE OMGZ! *runs to her pink bedroom with walls covered in jesse mcartney to suck her thumb and molest her teddy bear* (if not, than her boyfriend, who's a nineteen year old dropout.)

i hate them.
by mkanniebitch December 20, 2007
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bomber joint

1. A cannabis joint rolled with a regular sized paper and at least one gram of marijuana

2. A cannabis joint that is rolled with a large amount of marijuana
1. John ran out of king size Raws so he decided to roll a bomber joint with his last gram.

2. Ally's friends want to smoke so she'll need to roll a bomber to get everyone high.
by CannabisDictionary November 27, 2013
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Bumper butt

It's a butt that is is very big and attractive were you wanna hit it. Like in bumper cars you wanna hit the other people.
by Gpnfa July 10, 2014
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