brazilian blowout

after you funnel a good ole' Miller and you blow out the excess foam through the top of the funnel

"Caleb, what do I do with the rest of the foam stuck in our funnel?"

"Just give her a good ole' Brazilian Blowout and keep drinkin'"

by jacksonbarr May 19, 2016

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Prune Juice Blowout

A “Complete Prune Juice Blowout” is when you have to poop so bad, and you know it’s going to be a rough ride. That is, if you make it to a bathroom in time. Once you finally emerge from the bathroom, you’re as pale as a ghost. It took everything out of you.

Hannah was a nervous wreck when she couldn’t get to a bathroom quick enough. She knew she was about to have a complete prune juice blowout.

by Julesheart November 21, 2023

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Three Way Blowout

The act of Cummings, shitting, and sneezing at the same time.

I almost died last night when that girl forced me into a Three Way Blowout

by Blowout Guru August 1, 2021

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blowout

One who excludes themselves from a social activity in favour of another activity. Usually accompanied with the adjective 'dirty'.

"Nyssa, are you still coming out with me on a pub crawl?"
"No Adam I told you I was busy."
"No you didn't, you said you'd be free at lunchtime, you dirty blowout."

by permanentquandary December 29, 2011

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Bean Blowout

When a hemroid is exposed after aggressive flatulence or a sloppy bowel movement.

“Dude do you have any preparation H? I can feel the bean blowout between my cheeks”

by Lute Lover December 27, 2023

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polish blowout

When you're having anal sex with your partner in the doggystyle position and unbeknownst to you they have been constipated so when you pull out they blow shit all over your stomach.

Man last night was fun with Ashley..only problem was that as I didn't think anal would cause a polish blowout.."

by Bigboy1873 June 9, 2017

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