a motor vehicle of excessive size and weight for its intended purpose; any vehicle that is far larger than it needs to be.
My minivan was okay when I was hauling a large family around, but for solo commuting it's a bloatmobile.
by Carlos el Gato June 17, 2009
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by Mark2020 January 3, 2019
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“Bro my girl gave me a BloatJob and I couldn’t release all the trapped air. When I went to the hospital they had to stick a straw down my urethra to get the excess air out”
by TMoney769 August 26, 2023
Get the BloatJob mug.When the female one is attracted to and oneself get flirty, make physical contact for even moderately short periods of time, or when the prospect of a relationship becomes real, one unfortunately becomes semi erect. Because of this, one has to distance oneself from these triggers and as a result, the moments that make progression towards a desired romantic and sexual relationship become short lived or cut out. This makes one appear timid, awkward and afraid. Therefore, the relationship with the female becomes more like a friendship. As a result of this, one becomes consumed by thoughts and questions about how and where the fuck up occurred. This makes one attempt to put pieces together to create a story that makes logical sense, yet is often only fictional, meaning one becomes frustrated at the female for something they didn’t do. This, in turn, makes oneself both love and hate the female simultaneously, not knowing which way to feel about her. If this stage lasts too long, it can create confusion and a swirl of emotions which can have varying effects, including: anger, depression and a lack of confidence (also known as tiny bollocks syndrome).
The man was a 60 year old virgin who had suffered terribly from blatantruthitus
by Blatantruthitus May 12, 2020
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We've been trying to potty train our son, but unfortunately he failed to use the bathroom last night and instead took advantage of his blatrine.
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