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Jim: Man I'm bleeding.
Tom: Why?
Jim: I got two and half hours of sleep last night.
Jim: Man I'm bleeding.
Tom: Why?
Jim: I got two and half hours of sleep last night.
by Johnny Klassified August 22, 2006
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When you've had way too much hot sauce for your own good and your ass is bleeding from shitting so much. It is also so inflamed that if you were to shit just one more time you may end up in reconstructive rectum surgery.
Julie: are you ok? you've been shitting for about half an hour now, do you need an ambulance?
Damian: I ate way too many burritos last night, I swear i have a bleeding donut right now
Damian: I ate way too many burritos last night, I swear i have a bleeding donut right now
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Get the bleeping mug.A Bleeding Heart is someone who is so emo and so politically correct that they are frozen and can do nothing but practice yoga until they can achieve the flexability to lick their own ass and suck their own balls.
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they are complete douchebags and idiots...
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they are complete douchebags and idiots...
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Get the bleeding gums mug.The sensation whilst in a state of ill-being (suffering from fever or other illness) of being unable to fall asleep though at the same time not being fully awake. The mind reels blending distorted dream with reality; the two merge resulting in an uncontrollable descent into a state of temporary madness
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