Darth Breather

Señor Owen
Of Spanish class

Person 1: What is that, gale force winds out there?

Person 2: Nah dude, Señor Owen is behind you.

Person 1: Goddamn he sounds like Darth Vader.

Person 2: Now do you see why we call him Darth Breather.

by Nanna13 November 18, 2009

Breather

To call someone inadequate or ugly. Originating from the phrase "Geox the shoes that breath". Commonly used as an insult.

"Hey man you're such a breather"

"OMG she breathes, what a breather"

by eat628 October 30, 2012

mouth-breather

Complete dumbass that finds it difficult to even breathe.

Matt Kulow

by fartknocker4 August 11, 2003

Mouth Breather

Someone who's been in too many fistfights and thus has had the ability to breathe through the nose beaten out of him. The usual implication is that the ability to use the brain has also been beaten out of him.

My bookie sent a mouth breather to collect for him, but when the goon tried to get me to head to the ATM with him I escaped for the moment by saying his shoe was untied.

by Rockford Files May 13, 2005

Under the bleachers

When someone is gone sick from school often/for a long period of time, and you don't know what happened to them. Under the bleachers means it is possible that they have bird flu, are in a spinal halo, and are taped under the high school football bleachers. You just don't know.

"Where's Johnny today? He was supposed to give me his phone number."
"He's been gone for a few days, he must be under the bleachers"

by Betty Stardust November 11, 2005

mouth breather

A Conservative.

Those mouth breathers will believe anything Rush Limbaugh says.

by The Polish Parrothead August 12, 2009

Blathered

A different definition of getting high.

Synonyms: stoned, high, baked, loaded.

Bro that sticky icky totally got me blathered!!!

by Rock873 June 24, 2016