baffled

To be anally raped by a guy with a mustache.

It's understandable why he's not a fan of Magnum P.I., he was baffled as part of a frat stunt.

by baffled_youth March 11, 2011

blarf

It is the cross meaning of a blanket-scarf. Usually worn during the winter in very frigid areas. Originated by the STZ New Yorkers

Omg, I'm so cold. Why don't you just wear your blarf? It's huge.

by Mashadi jews February 1, 2015

blarfkibbs

Filler word such as 'um', 'er' or 'hmm'.
Originally devised whilst under the influence. Can be used when nothing appropriate can be thought of to say.

You: So what are your thoughts on the current economic climate is Gambia?
Me: Pause Blarfkibbs

by Princess B August 26, 2006

blafargamish

a lenthened version of blargh, this word is commonly used when one is tongue tied and annoyed. Or one says blargh with haggis in their mouth.

ryan: wahey i got 62%! what did u get fergal?
fergal: 63%
ryan blafargamish

by aehadgh November 9, 2006

blarf

when you take a shit and you can't hold in your puke so you turn around and barf all on the shit you just took.

Jim M got to drunk and shit then turned around w/ his pants down and barf on his shit in cape may new jersey bitch.

by Johnny spots February 1, 2005

baffing

The act of inserting your tongue into the ass of a long-time friend.

The elder one, delicate like a flower, was used to baffing Gandalf for a dollar, and some power.

by ThomasTheBaffer April 28, 2011

baffle

To rub one's balls on their friend's waffle

Hey Ash, how does That baffle taste?

WTF

by Smashley02129 December 20, 2013