bladder brain

Someone who only has the ability to remain information for about as long as they can retain their own water. They regularly ask you things that they've only asked you very recently.

Steve: "So what did Nick want you for?"

Johnny: "He wanted to know how to set up the printer"

Steve: "Again? Didn't you show him the last two days already?"

Johnny: "Yeah. The man has a serious bladder brain, he just can't hold on to information"

by Urban Englander March 17, 2011

bladder adder snot

Semen

"I'll never lend Steve my jazz-mags again. When he gave them back all the best pages were covered in bladder adder snot. The twat."

by Milton J. Cummingsworth August 14, 2008

passionate bladder

Being unable to pee with people in the bathroom with you or around you. No matter how bad you have to go.

“You know I can’t pee with you in here with me, I have a passionate bladder!”

by A3siam February 7, 2023

bladder swing

When you fuck someone so hard that it crushes the bone and you need a swing of mesh to hold the guts and sew it all back together.

I twisted that bitch backwards and up to the side... bladder swinged her around the room.

by jonny_raige February 5, 2014

5cc bladder

A human bladder that holds five cubic centimeters of urine. Used to ridicule someone that's always going to the bathroom.

2:30 AM: Detrol: I gotta go pee!
2:30 AM: ManaMax: There's a bathroom on the right.
(detrol goes to the bathroom)
2:38 AM: Detrol: I really gotta go now!
2:38 AM: ManaMax: (singing) 5cc bladder! 5cc bladder! na na naaa naa naaaaa naaa!

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007

bladder factory

a rap group originating in washington state (USA), writing hit singles like, threesome and My Onlyfans Addiction, along side locally popular albums like Boner Man.

super cool guy: “oh shit did you hear the new bladder factory drop?”
loser: “bro what the hell is bladder factory”
super cool guy: “mane fuck you and yo fike aics”

by BladderFactoryOfficial April 17, 2023

Roadtrip Bladder

Being able to hold it for long periods of time.

"do you need to use the restroom?" "naw I have a Roadtrip Bladder."

by Daten-Shi May 12, 2015