5cc bladder

A human bladder that holds five cubic centimeters of urine. Used to ridicule someone that's always going to the bathroom.
2:30 AM: Detrol: I gotta go pee!
2:30 AM: ManaMax: There's a bathroom on the right.
(detrol goes to the bathroom)
2:38 AM: Detrol: I really gotta go now!
2:38 AM: ManaMax: (singing) 5cc bladder! 5cc bladder! na na naaa naa naaaaa naaa!
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bladder rush

when at a random time you randomly had a gush of liquid run down to your bladder where you need to go to the bathroom really bad
lil ugly dude: i was randomly walking in the hallway in school eating ice and i randomly had a bladder rush and needed to use the bathroom really bad or i would pee on myself!
by silly_frenchfry March 29, 2024
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Bladder Trap

When a person on the asexual spectrum gets uncomfortable feelings in their nether regions from the need to pee or just after peeing.
'Dude I have the worst case of Bladder Trap right now, istg im gonna cry it's so uncomfortable'
by goth_boy975 October 21, 2022
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Bladder batter

The infection that discharges from the urethra when one has a UTI.
"I have this bad UTI and the bladder batter is major."
by Magic8Ball April 16, 2014
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bladder brain

Someone who only has the ability to remain information for about as long as they can retain their own water. They regularly ask you things that they've only asked you very recently.
Steve: "So what did Nick want you for?"

Johnny: "He wanted to know how to set up the printer"

Steve: "Again? Didn't you show him the last two days already?"

Johnny: "Yeah. The man has a serious bladder brain, he just can't hold on to information"
by Urban Englander March 02, 2011
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bladder adder snot

"I'll never lend Steve my jazz-mags again. When he gave them back all the best pages were covered in bladder adder snot. The twat."
by Milton J. Cummingsworth July 20, 2008
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Caffeine Bladder

Slang, the constant need to urinate due to excessive caffeine consumption
I need to relieve myself. Again? Yes I have caffeine bladder
by OldDogg January 17, 2021
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