bork

Exclamation commonly used by muppet swedes.

Bork bork bork.

by Tarrasque November 18, 2002

björne

A kick ass Swedish character from kid porgrams on TV. He's awesome and usually kills snigel. Because he hates snigel. Snigel is a fucked up snail who always are saying dumb things to Björne. So Björne decided to kill that bastard.

Björne: OH VA ROOLIGT!

Snigel: Nä de va tråkigt sm fasen

Björne: NÄ NU HÅLLER DU KÄFTEN JÄVLA HORUNGE

Snigel: Haha kom o ta mig dah

Björne: JA NU HAR DU GJORT BORT DIG

Snigel: Du ljuger!

Björne: JÄVLA SNIGELFAN KOM TILLBAKA

Snigel: Vänta vafan ska du hugga mig med den där yxan?

Björne: JA NU JÄVLAR

Snigel: Neeeeeeeeeeej

Björne: NU JÄVLAR HAR DU GJORT BORT DIG SOM FAN ASSÅ

Snigel *splat*

Björne: haha get r3kt m8

by U MOMMA February 4, 2016

bjorklund

is a name from Finland that means strong, and smart. Bjorklund is very rare in america.

That Bjorklund knows a lot, and is strong.

by a bjorklund January 1, 2012

borkborkbork

An onomatopoeic language spoken by the Swedish Chef from The Muppets.

Google-a seerch zee moofins, borkborkbork!

by Borkborkbork August 15, 2010

bjorked

A colloquial augmentation of the phrase 'borked', meaning 'broken beyond repair' or 'cream crackered'.

'Bjorked' means ultimately the same thing as 'borked', but has a much nicer Icelandic-sounding ring to it.

It is especially effective when referring to under-performing people or products from Scandinavia.

Petter Solberg just totally bjorked his car by driving into that tree.

by Rymix June 26, 2006

borkage

An instance of damage or malfunction, usually relating to computer hardware.

Downloading pirated software from Kazaa and getting a load of viruses will cause much borkage.

by assmaster September 1, 2003

borked

Something is "borked" when it doesn't work correctly or misbehaves, generally due to negligence by the person(s) that are responsible for it.

Etymology: Combine one part "broken" and one part Swedish Chef and you get "borked."

This website is borked.
That mechanic borked your car.

by gfm November 18, 2004