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Tea Bagging Fruit Cake

A man who only teabags other men because he is homosexual and hoping somebody takes a lick
Wilma Fingerdo is such a tea bagging fruit cake
by Dixon butts Jr April 7, 2022
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sand bagging

Used in street racing. It means to be cheated out of a race or the opponent purposefully slowing down so the margin of victory seems smaller then it actually was.
That guy was sand bagging me so bad, dude!
by Stik E March 9, 2007
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'Begging Wife Indirectly'

When guys blatantly act out of character for the sole sake of impressing, swooning, and scoring brownie points with the female population...

...only to reveal their true colours within a few Facebook comments, Facebook posts, or within a few minutes...

...even though the females are too busy wiping up the moisture between their legs to notice that their knight in shining armour aka Prince Valiant Cassanova is just a fraud who is trying to get into their panties using techniques that are not respected or sanctioned by the "Guy Code."

These posts are usually PAINFULLY OBVIOUS to ANY GUY reading, but they seem to slip right below women's radars.... and into their panties.
Did you see the way those chicks were all swooning over that asshole's Facebook status even though he was just 'Begging Wife Indirectly'?

No matter how much of an asshole he has proved himself to be, all he had to type was, "Every woman deserves a man who makes her forget that her heart was ever broken," and them dumb brawds came running.

The game's changing... for the worse.
by P33V3D January 9, 2012
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Tit bagging

The process of dunking one's tit/s into another person's mouth, preferably whilst they are fast asleep.
Man/Woman: "Thanks for the spontaneous tit bagging last night, my mouth has never felt so refreshed".

Woman/Manly-woman with bitch tits: "You're quite welcome".
by OllieTB May 19, 2009
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t bagging

t bagging is when a man dips his balls into a womans mouth.
rather like a tbag being put nto a cup of tea. and thats t bagging
by chelle and chunk October 27, 2008
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pastry bagging

The act of defecating into a man's uncircumcised foreskin, such that the foreskin becomes filled as a pastry bag does with frosting. This is a requisite preliminary maneuver to "birthday caking", which is the act of decorating a person's face, as though it were a birthday cake, with feces from a partially pinched shut foreskin.
The man's habitual pastry bagging routine become tiresome due to the irreparably stained bedroom carpet.
by El_Guapo August 29, 2011
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drive-by shit bagging

An attempt to drive by someone's house, usually an ex-, and throw shit at their door. In other words, real mature behavior!
I can't believe we almost attempted the drive-by shit bagging last night!
by Anonymous Hellion May 26, 2004
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