by Filthy Hoe December 21, 2021
The action of peeing into your own butt crack to remove any fecal matter after taking a bowel movement.
Because Coors Light is cheaper than toilet paper, I've been using the Arizona Bidet technique to clean-out my ass.
by Marilyn Manchin April 6, 2020
When a man has a never ending wipe and uses his penis as a bidet by stretching his cock around his balls, eye to eye with his brown eye, and pees on or in his own butt hole to clean it off.
More hygienic than the Mississippi wet wipe.
More hygienic than the Mississippi wet wipe.
by Thetexasbidetcreator April 4, 2021
Washing your prolapsed anus in a toilet bowl. The suction and draining of bowl acts as a sort of rinse cycle for your happy little hornets nest.
"I usually tend to wring my prolapse like a towel after a Brazilian Bidet. It helps me stuff everything back up in there." -My friend Adam
by He_does_pro-laps April 25, 2023
When two people get in the 69 position standing up but place their faces a little further through the legs than normal and they squirt liquid out their mouths onto each others arses.
John: Hey Sarah, did you just see
those two doing a 69 bidet on the weekend?
Sarah: Yeah, I was there. My mates invented the 69 bidet
those two doing a 69 bidet on the weekend?
Sarah: Yeah, I was there. My mates invented the 69 bidet
by Toasty Cinnamon Bun November 14, 2022
Taking a shower after pooping instead of wiping. Can be the result of a lack of toilet paper or inability or unwillingness to wipe.
After squeezing out a steamer I realized there was no toilet paper. So I jumped in the shower for the ol’ Jersey bidet.
by Jeromeo November 2, 2021
The splashing toilet of water onto the buttocks region as a side effect of initiating flush #1 of a double-flush maneuver; primarily due to an extraordinarily stinky or massive dump.
by Stewie808 December 21, 2016