Beer

Something that needs to be kept away from humans

Beer what else is there to say?

by Tonio31 September 7, 2006

Beer

what pussies who cant take hard liquor drink

but it does taste good, and works well with a meal

by fetus face August 12, 2003

Beer

1) Adj. Disappointing, flaccid, lame, or unworthy of it's hype

2)Verb. To become disappointing, flaccid, or lame

3) Verb. To fail in a pathetic (and often comedic) manner, particularly after initially seeming awesome

1) Man, that concert was so beer. The Stones should just retire already

2) The party was fun at first, but it quickly beered when Samit showed up.

3) The blindfolded car jump really beered when he went off the side of the ramp.

by SinisterTeddybear October 22, 2008

BEER

a poor vodka substitute that looks like and tastes like piss (and also makes you piss a lot)

fuck i'm out of smirnoff, guess we'll have to chug some nasty ass bud lite tonight

shit i broke seal! now i'm going spend the rest of the night at the pisser, thanks to all the beer (pissing the night away..)

by b0bert April 17, 2006

Beering

the act of replacing an ice pack with a cold beer can.

Oh he is beering his sore hipflexer

by *Cookie-Monster* February 9, 2010

Beer

A shitty, extremely bitter beverage which I have no idea how it so popular. If you want to drink real beverages, go for expenive red wine, brandy, or rum.

Brands like Bud Light, Miller Light, Golden Biersch, Heineken are all beer (there are more brands, but I can't think of any others right now).

by Dinoman May 13, 2005

Beer

A great tasting beverage that can lead to getting you buzzed and drunk. People have different tolerance levels making it hard to detect who is drunk or not. There are different levels of drunk. There's the standard level of 'drunk', 'more drunk' and then it skips all the way up to 'shitfaced'. When at the level of 'shitfaced' you tend to puke/pass out/not remember anything. It can be fun until you end up in the middle of nowhere with your shirt and shoes missing. Some beers are great to enjoy but there's always a reason people are drinking, and that is to get to the level of 'shitfaced'.

Person 1: Oh man I had some great beer the other day!
Person 2: I'm surprised you remember you were so shitfaced!

by Paintcrazy23 August 26, 2013