namaste in bed

Na-mah-stay-in-bed

(No-me-stay-in-bed)
Jamaican phrase used to decline an invitation.

Girl: Wanna go to the movies?
Guy: Namaste in bed.

Girl: Kk next time.

by SayWhatNOW!?!? July 9, 2016

nake-bed

an adjective used to describe a woman's sexual appeal as you would only engage in sexual intercourse with her if she was naked on your bed.

note: nake-bed is usually followed or preceeded by a high pitched "ehhh"

ehhh, shes not hot but shes at least nake-bed

by johnbob06 December 7, 2007

Bunk Bed

A place where no one will ever have sex.

Girl 1: I really wanted to have sex with him but when i saw his bunk bed I went home.

Girl 2: Yea the same thing happened to me too but i just made him get rid of the top bunk, so it was just a normal bed.

by Noahakmen November 16, 2009

bed

a matress on a stand or on the floor (lol) that has a blanket and pillows on it and u got to sleep on it coz sleep is so good

im gonna go hit the sac... then im gonna go to bed ;)

by flash August 1, 2004

Bed Bounce

When vigorous sexual activity occurs in a bed

Andy : So this is your Bedroom wow if only these walls could talk!
Kiersten : Yeah I go through a different mattress about every 6 month's!
Andy : So do you wanna make that Bed Bounce or what?
Kiersten : I thought you'd never ask!
Andy: Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten: Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Jesus Christ! AHHHHHHHH! OOOOOOOOO!
Andy : Oh my god the Bed's Bouncing now!
Kiersten : Don't stop keep cumming!
Andy : AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : O Andy marinade me!
Andy : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : MMMMMM! You forgot my pussy!
Andy : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : And my legs!
Andy : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Don't forget my tummy!
Andy: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Wow your dick is so strong and you can really pack the cum!
Andy : Yeah girls like it when I pound and season them!

by SlopNChop September 7, 2017

Shitting The Bed

Fucking up

Gary Grundle pissed on himself during sex. He shit the bed.

by Caesar Rodney December 10, 2002

bed out

to move young or delicate plants from inside and plant them outside

May is the time to bed out the geraniums.

by Jin Huang September 8, 2006