nake-bed

an adjective used to describe a woman's sexual appeal as you would only engage in sexual intercourse with her if she was naked on your bed.

note: nake-bed is usually followed or preceeded by a high pitched "ehhh"
ehhh, shes not hot but shes at least nake-bed
by johnbob06 December 07, 2007
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naked bed wrestling

1st man: whats all the bangin coming from upstairs?

2nd man: its peter and john their naked bed wrestling the dirty bumlovers!
by southwalessniper December 26, 2009
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A quick comeback that works with virtually anything. It usually renders the opponent stressed, deluded and somewhat horny.
Person 1 "I raped your mum"
Person 2 "Naked in my bed with socks on"
Person 1 "Oh"
Person 2 *walks away like a boss*
by mrswaggyballs238 December 19, 2013
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