beanerschnitzel

A child that is a product of one Mexican parent and one German parent.

"That's a good lookin' kid!"
"Yea, he's a beanerschnitzel."

by burger05 March 19, 2010

Jack Bauer

1) n. the most god-like, terrifying superhuman entity known to man.

2) v. to complete a task no matter how impossible that task may seem.

1) When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
OR
Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness

2) Mission Impossible is just another way of saying Mission Without Jack Bauer.

by specs92 April 9, 2009

kim bauer

1) cougar bait
2) Girl Next Door

1) See Season 2.
2) See Girl Next Door
3) Kim Bauer

by effypapadopoulos April 7, 2007

beaner bucks

The currency of beaners.

hey...that beaner owes me all of his beaner bucks

by slyslayer June 8, 2010

jack bauer

The death of Chuck Norris

Everyone thought CHuck Norris was cool, until Jack Bauer came and kicked his ass

by Alex D September 14, 2006

beaner flu

1. A flu virus carried only by beaners and their pigs.

Man those beaners are nasty, now they carry beaner flu, why aren't they cornered and deported. See wetback flu.

by shdwsclan April 29, 2009

Bauerdick

A slang term meaning someone with a very small penis.

It is often used to make fun of other males. For example, "Hey, I heard you had a Bauerdick."

by Petr Czech April 29, 2009