Anal beads

a string of wire with tape that causes a bomb to explode wen you run the shit over.
oh shit! were those anal beads?
by That Marine January 11, 2008
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overdue bead

1) An orgasm which is long overdue.

2) a drink, make with raspberry vodka, sprite, a splash of cran, and garninshed with lime.
1) "i had such an overdue bead the other night that I filled up 2 condoms"

2) "i might not last long, ive had a bead building up for 2 weeks and its long overdue"
by TaySean D. November 21, 2007
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power beads

Anal beads ; the final bead in the string symbolizes power, for if fully inserted, might require surgical removal of the entire string. (Don't try this without being, or being with, a safe, sane, consensual -- in a word, *competent* practitioner).
Power beads (or anal beads provide a means of breaking a recalcitrant or anally resistant subject, especially when the subject is required to clean the beads orally, afterward.
by Rick Wilson January 21, 2005
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Anal beads

a string of wire with tape that causes a bomb to explode wen you run the shit over.
oh shit! were those anal beads?
by That Marine January 11, 2008
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Chicken of the Beads

Male secretion, also known as jizz. Derived from chicken of the sea
After Joe jerked off, his hands were covered in his Chicken of the Beads.
by JumboCookie December 04, 2008
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bum beads

A word which is used to express displeasure.
Oh Bum Beads, I've just dropped my bat!
by dogboy1973 November 29, 2005
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Ubuntu Beads

Small beads that are added to alcoholic beverages in order to increase the total percentage of alcohol within a particular drink.

Typically blueberry flavoured the Ubuntu Beads are rare and difficult to aquire. Usually bars that are able to find a supplier of the Ubuntu Beads become very successful.
HOLY SHIT!!! They have fuckin UBUNTU BEADS here man!
by Ubuntologist April 23, 2009
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