Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu

Meaning that if you already have a girlfriend/lover, doesn't mean that you can't check out other girls.

Guy #1: Hey look at those chicks over there!
Guy #2: Buddy, I already have a girlfriend.
Guy #1: Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu.
Guy #2: I suppose you're right. *Gazes at girls for 5 minutes* Damn! This is like Baywatch!

by StKxTOXiCiTYx June 17, 2011

Because you can't

Something that you cannot do

Me: But dad fighting is fun
Dad: no it isn't
Me: But i want to, so can I please do it
Dad: No son
Me: Why not
Dad: Because you freaking can't CHILD
Me: I hate you
Dad: BECAUSE YOU CAN'T

by Sora12344 March 9, 2021

Because the yes

Because, the yes

Jim says why
Tim: because the yes

by Because the yes September 19, 2021

I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk

The meaning of the father not bringing back milk is a very sad story. I have no idea why it's called milk, but when a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk but then he never comes back. Depression spirals. You have a mental breakdown. The phrase 'I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk' Is used as a joke or a way to break the news to someone. I'd rather go get my own milk 😤

Person 1: Make me cry
Person 2: I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
Person 1: 😭😭😭😢😥😰😭😓😩😫🤤😭😭😭😭😭😭

by Urmommia June 29, 2023

Because 7

An phrase used to answer any stupid "why?" questions.

"Why aren't you dating my friend?"
"Because 7."

Or

"Why are you smiling?"
"Because 7!"

by TheJollyR May 21, 2010

beauseant

1. The black and white standard or war banner of the order of the knights templar, signifying death unto foes and fairness to friends and allies
2. The war cry of the knights templar

It's exact meaning has been lost in through the times but most likely it comes from médieval french and has a meaning similar to "Be noble" or "Glory unto the Lord".

Knights Templar Medieval War cry

The black and white banner at their front, the knights templar charged into the enemy .
Their war cry "Beauseant", let it be known: they would leave the field of battle victorious, or dead.

by The Malicious One July 4, 2016

is it because i'm black?

Originally the title of a song by US soul artist Syl Johnson.

Subsequently sampled by many hip hop artists including:

Cypress Hill - "Interlude"
Ghostface Killah - "?"
Wu-Tang Clan - "Hollow Bones"

by Waterloo June 20, 2005