Bardsley

Bardsley is the ultimate pussy slayer. Watch out because he will steal your girl and eat her out for hours. all the girls want Bardsley's goods if you know what I mean. Bardsley has a unique sense of style that says "i will fuck your girl for hours WHILE her parents are home". Bardsley is also very good at academics, he excels in all subjects as well as his favorite hobby: pussy eating. Another activity a Bardsley loves is mountain biking. He whips around the trails riding his bike like he rides your mom with his 10 inch shlong. Watch out for my guy Bardlsey because he is one machine of a man, and a good guy too!

That Bardsley guy made my girlfriend walk funny! >:(

I wish Bardsley would give me his signature tongue tornado.

by yeahbroo May 16, 2017

BARDISANDERS

Self proclaimed stan twitter queen but really a flop b*tch profile pic edit edit ugly too

I had to mute bardisanders of my timeline

by stantwitteruser October 14, 2020

Bardledoo

To masturbate.

Guy 1: So I was up into the bardledoo, and my woman walks in and starts telling me to save the baby gravy.
Guy 2: Who the fuck are you?

by Dinah Sores July 20, 2009

barditch

side of the road in west texas

texan #1: dude i need another beer and i gotta piss
texan girl: me too!
texan #2: alright! girls on one side of the barditch and boys on the other

by dustidarlene August 7, 2009

bard

a poet and jack of all trades, even a thief if a need arises, a bard is welcome everywhere because of his beautiful songs

The bard was playing a ballad and the whole inn went quiet, listening to his song.

by Morte October 12, 2003

bardog

habitual daily drinker at a bar, may or may not fit into the bar clique crowd, but usually does; and gets most of their daily gossip from the other bardogs.

Bardog "x" dog sits down at bar and orders a drink, says "how you doin" to bardog "y" ; Y tells him everything from who is fuc...who to who wipes their ass the wrong way.

by gergeis January 11, 2009

bardot

An amazing girl who knows exactly what’s going on at all times and has a great personality as well as looks.

Wow, she truly is a bardot.

by G0rl October 29, 2018