Jack Bauer

A man who enjoys dominant roleplay in the bedroom, having his partner at his complete mercy and torturing them until they submit to his will. A male version of a dominatrix, if you will.

So named for the lead character of the hit Fox series "24", Jack Bauer will do whatever it takes to thwart terrorism and is notorious for his brutal interrogation methods.

I heard her boyfriend's a total Jack Bauer; I never thought she was into that kind of thing.

or

Yeah, I pulled a Jack Bauer on her. She was begging me to let her do me by the time I was done.

by Crazy Pelirrojo April 20, 2009

Shourd-Fattal-Bauer

Straying from the intended path into dangerous territory.

I tried to slip it into my girl's southern region by she said I was Shourd-Fattal-Bauer-ing.

by stupid101 September 30, 2011

Sophie Bauer

An ugly lamo

Wow Sophie Bauer is such an ugly lamo.
Plus she smells like ëggš

by Leroy Brown July 14, 2020

Bauer

Something or someone epic

Dude, that’s so bauer!

by Bauer oh December 17, 2021

Auer bauer

sexy red head with long penis

Have you seen auer bauer yet? you can see his dick from miles away sheeeeeeesh

by sexmakerwithaugust September 2, 2021

Bauer Sesh

A marijuana smoking session which leads on to the wee hours of the morning, preferably out of a bong, and consumes many grams in one sitting.

Yo man I was tryin to fuckin catch a wink last night but steve just stayed up Bauer Seshin' beside me.

by Weed112 October 14, 2010

Bauer

Bauer (slang), to be a homosexual or ‘bent’or strange

Look at that bauer

by Titlicker56 September 24, 2020