Baton Boy

The boy who is amazing at baton. Literally the best ever.

Synonym: Troy

Damn look at Baton Boy go!

by Kaypotato July 29, 2016

Babooning

Pooping. More along the lines of loud, explosive, gut wrenching pooping that feels like an entire family of baboons are tearing apart you intestines. Also used to describe pooping in public places so the general population has no idea what is about to happen.

"Hey Shane, are you ok in there? I heard a lot of noise."
"Yeah Larry, I am fine! I am just babooning."

by bizdoggette June 6, 2016

Baboon Pants

Slacks that have the backside cut out thereby exposing the buttocks. Sometimes confused with assless chaps.

Damn, my swamp ass is out of control! I’ve gotta pick up a pair of baboon pants.

by R_Chi_Bald March 18, 2018

bakoonyabagegasaus

bogus, bologna, hogwash; nonsense.

“Quit your bakoonyabagegasaus.”

by _lou_lou August 25, 2018

Baton twirling

Baton twirling is a sport that involves preforming tricks and manoeuvres with a metal stick with rubber ends. It is a dangerous sport as twirlers often hit themselves quite hard during practice as that baton is very hard. Yet no matter how many injuries they have, twirlers get over it and continue to hurt themselves with the sport. In most countries, it is quite unknown and some people don’t perceive it as a sport. It is a sport as it involves many qualities such as hand-eye coordination, team work, practice, dedication, flexibility and more.

Friend: Can you come over today?
Me: No I have to practice my baton twirling

by Batontwirler17 August 15, 2019

Baboonism

When a person or group of people act with no intelligence ie stupid unsociable behaviour together with their inability to reason or apply logic

I would use baboonism in context to a response

Ie. Why are they acting in that way?
" thats just baboonism "

by Stee Bee December 24, 2019

Baboonery

A person who is a not very intelligent and makes dumb decisions

Paula that is such baboonery. You’re acting like a meatball.

by Josiah Joyce May 8, 2020