bastard

As well as an annoying git i.e Ben Affleck (curse that chin) it can be used in refrence to an object or animal,

i.e. Bastard Spoon
Bastard Octopi
Bastard Spoon mongering Octopi

by Biggles May 29, 2004

Bastard

affectionate office term for "Drew"

by Anonymous March 11, 2003

Bastard

1. The illegitimate child of a king or queen (usually king )

2. A child born to parents that are not married; wedlock

1. King Francis's bastard son Jon
2. The poor bastard doesnt even know her father

by BastardBorn June 07, 2017

Bastarditis

The act of acting like a bastard.

What's up with George today? He's acting like an asshole.

Don't mind him, he just has a slight case of Bastarditis.

by SardonicAnthony July 25, 2011

bastard

If you've spent too long in the sun (or the supermarket), as many out-of-doors Australians have, this becomes an expression of endearment. Similar to the oft maligned mate.

"You old bastard, hahaha!"
"Uh, yes, thank you."

by Black-Velvet March 31, 2009

bastard covered bastard with bastard filling

1:bastard that has been covered in bastard and then filled with some bastard.

2: asshole.

3: pugnacious rudeness

Yo shit head. What are you up to?
Looking up words on Urban Dictionary.
Your a tard ass.
Your a bastard covered bastard with bastard filling.
Hey you should put that on urban dictionary.

by Kunster November 02, 2008

Bastardized

1.) the act of impregnating a woman and leaving and having no contact withthe family or child (ah I've created yet another bastardized child)
2.) when a acqaintance does something really shady ( screw that asshole and his bastardized ways)

I came up with a bastardized plan to nut in all my bosses drawers.

by hot carl November 24, 2003