Dirty Crumple Sasquatch

When a man shaves his and his partner's pubic hair, glues it to his penis and has sex with the now hairy penis.

Bob tried to do a Dirty Crumple Sasquatch with his girlfriend last night. They aren't together now.

by KRock789 October 20, 2014

sasquatch

a beautiful, hot, smart, cool, funny, pulchritudinous, admirable, alluring, angelic, appealing, beauteous, bewitching, charming, classy, comely, cute, dazzling, delicate, delightful, divine, elegant, enticing, excellent, exquisite, fair, fascinating, fine, foxy, good-looking, gorgeous, graceful, grand, handsome, ideal, lovely, magnificent, marvelous, nice, pleasing, pretty, pulchritudinous, radiant, ravishing, refined, resplendent, shapely, sightly, splendid, statuesque, stunning, sublime, superb, symmetrical, taking, well-formed, wonderful girl/lady/woman... oh and she has to hav a nice bon bon too

jaymee is a sasquatch cuz she has a nice bon bon

by ryan January 16, 2005

Sasquatch

An extremely large and hairy animal; usually found in Lebanon

The Sasquatch had abnormally long hairs growing from his knuckles.

by Cloudburst_Juggalo August 14, 2002

sasquatch

a hairy animal that kidnapped the beastie boys in triple trouble=== one of the best videos of all time

i did not realize that they were sasquatches == kanye west

by asdfsdfs fsef as f August 3, 2004

såsquatch

(pronounced "sose-kwatch") is an adjective. It means "hilariously surreal.

"That YTP I just watched was pretty såsquatch."

by globalabolg January 30, 2010

Sasquatch shuffle

when you get a girl to lick your taint and when you're about to cum move slightly to fart on her face, while she's confused/shocked you cum on her face and BAM! a sasquatch shuffle

"so this girl's trying to get freaky on me by lickin my taint and I'm like ' nobody one-ups ME!!!!' and then WHAM, sasquatch shuffle"

by b3nzin September 28, 2009

Sasquatch Stalks

A girl's unshaven hairy legs.

"Girl, spread open 'dem Sasquatch Stalks and lemme nut on 'dat fun hole."

by Sean/Ryan March 10, 2008