Five on one basketball is the act of masturbating. Since your hand has five fingers(generally) and you use your hand to masturbate(usually), the term was coined.
Man, when I'm stressed out, I get in a good game of
"five on one basketball" and I feel much better.
"Hey, did you and that broad have sex last night?"
"Nah, she got me all worked up and left, so I got in a good session of 'five one one basketball' to cure my blue balls"
"five on one basketball" and I feel much better.
"Hey, did you and that broad have sex last night?"
"Nah, she got me all worked up and left, so I got in a good session of 'five one one basketball' to cure my blue balls"
by Headuardo December 17, 2011
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hanging over the basket is an expression used mostly on industrial and business environments that refers to an individual being on a powerless or difficult situation with limited options to get past it. It is also used as a threatening expression that shows that an individual has the power to control or manipulate someone else.
- I've been trying to get a raise so I can't really complain about some of my job's situation. My boss has me hanging over the basket!
- If you don't have that package shipped by Wendesday, mark my words, I'll have you hanging over the basket...
- If you don't have that package shipped by Wendesday, mark my words, I'll have you hanging over the basket...
by osnoflaster February 15, 2018
Get the hanging over the basket mug.1. Any individual or group physical task performed awkwardly or without athleticism and with total disregard for the safety of others.
2. A complete and utter fiasco.
2. A complete and utter fiasco.
Watching Joe try to install his new countertops was total metalhead basketball. Not only were they crooked, but he dropped them on Tommy's fingers.
by woodchipper June 29, 2008
Get the metalhead basketball mug.A basketball league that existed from 1967 through 1976 until eventually merging with the National Basketball Association or NBA. The American Basketball Association is where the three point shot and slam dunk contest began. Dr. J, Moses Malone, Artis Gilmore, Dan Issel and other great players played in the ABA for teams such as the Denver Nuggets, Indiana Pacers, San Antonio Spurs, New York Nets, Kentucky Colonels, Virginia Squires, Utah Stars, Spirits of St. Louis, San Diego Conquistadors, Oakland Oaks and others. The afro hairstyle was very common in the ABA. The ABA used a red, white and blue ball. Teams from the ABA and NBA played several games against each other and the ABA teams usually won those games. The ABA ceased to exist when it merged with the NBA in 1976.
The American Basketball Association was cooler, and featured better basketball, than the NBA and even college basketball.
by PMax February 23, 2008
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Why is Hitler in this nigger basket.
What is a cracker doing in this nigger basket.
Black Person: "Where am I going?"
Police officer: "To the nigger basket."
Why is Hitler in this nigger basket.
What is a cracker doing in this nigger basket.
Black Person: "Where am I going?"
Police officer: "To the nigger basket."
by Fried Chicken Lover April 16, 2008
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Steve: "nothing"
josh: "no, you were checking out his junk, you basket watcher"
Steve: "nothing"
josh: "no, you were checking out his junk, you basket watcher"
by Joshy D June 2, 2007
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