Jack Barton

A special and rare man who on occasions can be found in a woolies shopping cart in an underpass. Jack Barton also known as J.B uses the sewers as a commute around the city whether it be to a homeless shelter or a females house.

Where's Jack barton?
It's not Jack Barton its J.B

by Fatmongoloid October 29, 2023

Mischa Barton

A woman who I guess played in The O.C (I never saw it). If you look her up on Google, there is a 50% chance that the photo itself with give you an erection the length of a Greyhound Bus, and a 50% chance you will be turned to stone for eternity after looking into the soulless eyes of that witch.

James:When I see pictures of Mischa Barton, I have a very difficult time deciding whether to masterbate or to gouge my eyes out with a red-hot metal spoon.

Dean: Agreed. Also, is it just me or did she get kind of fat?

James: I don't really care. I want her to call me a wanker in her gutter accent while slathering my groin in a basket of Fish and Chips.

by Professor Butthurt April 16, 2024

CHARLONI AND BARFONS

Barfons : is an expression used when you are in a state of shock.

Charloni : is an expression used when you are sad.

person 1 : hey I think we should breakup I'm sorry.

me: OMG BARFONS :(

person 2 : omg he's a jerk don't cry

me: AHHH CHARLONI :(

.CHARLONI AND BARFONS.

by ilychaervyeong June 1, 2022

FUCK THE BURTONS

Fat dogs, flat heads, granny killers, dopey cunts and sluts.

"Fuck the burtons"

"Yeah fuck you, ya fat dog"

by Uckfaytheurtonbays December 21, 2025

Uckfay the burtons

A family of fat dogs, flat heads, dopey cunts and sluts

"Uckfay the burtons!"
"Yeah! Fuck you, ya fat dog!"

by Uckfaytheurtonbays December 21, 2025