Barbie: After a male has cut off his penis, he now has a barbie. Some transgender people might have barbies. This also related to animals that have been neutered.

Referencing the Barbie doll’s flat patch where her vag should be.

Example: Two guys hanging out, one says to the other, “bro, I’ll give you $20 if you go over to that he-she and brush up on his barbie.”

Barbie by Gune Ruitenberg April 27, 2025

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Barbie Hammock

An absorbent item worn by a woman while she is menstruating, recovering from vaginal surgery, for lochia (post birth bleeding), abortion, or any other situation where it is necessary to absorb a flow of blood from a woman's vagina.

Big Lady had a very heavy period that evening and the Barbie Hammock she had borrowed from her daughters dolls house simply wasn't sufficient to plug the flow from the barn doors.. So she grabbed Dave's Ushanka hat and unceremoniously stuffed it in the stench trench in full view of the other guests..

Barbie Hammock by Drex Johnson October 23, 2012

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