Reverse Baptism

Reverse Baptism (noun)
The tragic moment during post-poop cleanup when your overly generous length of toilet paper dips into the toilet bowl, soaks up the dark waters, and slaps your thigh with the vengeance of a thousand sins.

Bro, I went to wipe and got hit with a full reverse baptism. I need therapy.

by Pete Heski June 19, 2025

Filthy Baptism

Filthy Baptism

She had me in her mouth, but just at the last moment I withdrew and gave her a filthy baptism.

by Darren and LouisA November 13, 2025

Booty Baptism

When you go to take a dump and you fall through the seat, and your butt cheeks hit the toilet water.

After Deshawn lost some weight, he done had himself a booty baptism.

by trippdophine August 9, 2023

Alcoholic Baptism

A ritual of drinking Alcohol while claiming it is being used to Baptize oneself during prohibition in America , which is becoming popular again in Teenagers who use it as an excuse to drink when their Parents don't allow drinking.

Dylan D'mallu is the leader of the new Alcoholic Baptism Campaign

by Yoloswagster May 20, 2014