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Good thing I found a Magic Balloon

An expression for when you find an opportunity or object that is convenient along with useful.
Guy 1: We have nothing to eat! Without help, we'll starve!
Guy 2: (sees something to eat) Good thing I found a Magic Balloon!
by It's a stone Ruigi May 5, 2018
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New Orleans Water Balloon

This is when you pull apart a women's ass and then pee inside it, filling it like a water balloon.
I sure want to give that girl a New Orleans Water Balloon
by Tomrizi1 November 10, 2010
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Ballon d'Or

He is the best player in the world.
He won Ballon d'Or.
by Matejix August 22, 2016
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Rusty Hot Air Balloon

When a guy can't get his dick hard, he sets one ass cheek on the couch and one cheek off, and has a women/man blow warm air in his asshole, to make his dick rise.
See description.

Warren was with such a fucking beast that she had to give him a Rusty Hot Air Balloon to make his dick hard.
by Warren G-unit January 21, 2013
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Balloon fetishism

A sexual fetish from people feel attracted for a balloon. These balloons can be simply party balloons or any inflated pool toy.

These fetishists use the balloons in masturbation to stimulate themselves or simulate a partner. They buy bigger ballons +18" (inch) to increase the climax and get a better orgasm.

This fetish is documented since ballons commercial mass introducing in 50's but only with Internet popularity the adepts organized themselves in communities and feel relief for knowing that they aren't alone in the world. There's a industry feed they including pay sites, virtual stores where they can buy balloons of any size or color.

For a fetishist, get a each time bigger and giant balloon is very important - the visual stimulation and touch sensation increases with the size of the balloon.
I feel very excited when I seat in a balloon and put it between my legs. Balloon fetishism is great!
by Phair May 28, 2006
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Christian Bailout

What happens when you lose it and go off on somebody with an insane barrage of condescending insults.
To experience a "Christian Bailout" see Christain Bale freaks out on youtube or somewhere.

What don't you ------- understand? You got any ------- idea about, hey, it's ------- distracting having somebody walking up behind Bryce in the middle of the ------- scene? Give me a ------- answer! What don't you get about it?
Ohhhhh, goooood for you. And how was it? I hope it was ------- good, because it's useless now, isn't it?
..... sake man, you're amateur....you got ------- something to say to this prick?
Well, somebody should be ------- watching and keeping an eye on him.
? I'm trying to ------- do a scene here, and I am going "Why the ---- is Shane walking in there? What is he doing there?" Do you understand my mind is not in the scene if you're doing that? Stay off the ------- set man. For ----- sake. Alright, let's go again.
Let's not take a ------- minute, let's go again.
I'm going to ------- kick your ------- ass if you don't shut up for a second! All right I'm going to go... Do you want me to ------- go trash your lights?
Do you want me to ------- trash 'em? Then why are you trashing my scene?

You do it one more ------- time and I ain't walking on this set if you're still hired. I'm ------- serious. You're a nice guy. You're a nice guy, but that don't ------- cut it when you're ------- around like this on set.
by ooteedee2009 June 14, 2009
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Blue Balls Bailout

When a close friend has sex with someone - but only to cure their blue balls.
David had extreme blue balls. He couldn’t even sit down from the excruciating pain. “C’mon, Joe,” David asked his roommate. “You gotta give me the Blue Balls Bailout!” Joe had agreed only because David had given him some bing on Thursday. David sat down in a chair, naked. He spread his legs and Joe bent over. Joe began stroking his dick until it became hard and when it did, Joe started sucking him off. His balls jiggled from the hard succ and he had cummed. Joe spat out the cum. Joe put his clothes back on but David didn’t. “Maybe we could try anal?” David said.
by Well, shit. January 18, 2018
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