Stealth Baked

Being baked but not showing signs of it

A: You don't look very baked?
B: I'm Stealth Baked
A: What's that?
B: I'm ripped out of mind, but I am not showing signs of it.

by NeoLobster August 22, 2010

chicken bake

The tastiest way to have a heart attack.

A chicken bake, found in the vast majority of Costco food courts, is basically a sort of baguette stuffed with chicken, bacon bits, and a kind of mayonnaise-y sauce. It is topped with cheese and baked.

With more than 50 grams of fat (80% DV), 1961 mg sodium (82% DV), and 1007 calories, Costco's chicken bake is a delicious death sentence.

by ILoveCostco November 27, 2011

wake and bake

Toking up right after you wake up.

Morning Drew, I got 10 dollars, feel like a wake n' bake?

by Anonymous July 2, 2003

bake off

bake off is like saying fuck off… go away .

like just bake off

jim: that joke did not bang

you : no one asked just bake off lad

by Bazzysmuck January 6, 2022

Bakchodi

It is a word in hindi.
it refers to the senseless and baseless conversation that friends have which are funny sometimes.people doing bakchodi are called bakchods.

X - "we are like two trees in this coffee house...birds come and sit and fly off but we remain the same.not moving"

Y - "that was good bakchodi man!nice stuff"

by supermanisindian March 23, 2009

baked coincidence

When you bake or cook while you are stoned.

"Is that shortbread? Smells like a baked coincidence to me!"

"Hey, do you reckon we'll have any baked coincidences on Schoolies?
Hopefully. But we might burn the kitchen down and badly injure ourselves."

by benny the baker April 2, 2009

baker's couple

when you go out for a couple of drinks but you actually have between 3 and lots

Wife: "How many drinks did you have tonight?"
Me: "A couple"
Wife: "Really?"
Me: "Well, a baker's couple"

by Mackinator September 30, 2015