Basic Baboon

A person who likes things that are not improved or finished yet.

Nandos is for basic people who have basic taste and a basic lifestyle. Don’t mention me you basic baboons.

by Basicbaboon May 31, 2018

Bloody Baboon

When you shave your dick with a weed wacker and do a really bad job

Aw shit I just got a bloody Baboon

by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

Baboonic

Adjective: Noises or actions similar, or related to, the behaviour of baboons.

Riley, Garrel, Gary and Sybren made baboonic noises all night long.

by Skeweneus Snoep October 11, 2017

shoot the baboon

The required response to a situation in which technology fails a presenter in front of an audience, making unpreparedness blatantly obvious and captivating, as if there as a baboon in the room.

Make sure you double check your laptop battery, so you don't have to shoot the baboon.

by djmuz May 31, 2016

baboons ass

pink, large, plump

"damn gurl what happened to your lips?"

"oh i did the kylie jenner lip challenge"

"well you look like you have a baboons ass now"

by 3kk0 January 3, 2017

Babooned

When a male orgasms into his own hand and then turns around while flailing arms and slinging it in the face of the receiver. He then beats his chest like a gorilla.

-Bro I babooned that bih last night.
-You fuckin’ baboon.

by gasocatylst September 11, 2020

baboon

a baboon is a baboon

i want baboon

by pseudonym=error 404 May 24, 2023