ballistic wank

A ballistic wank is where you masturbate but don't catch your load, causing it to be fired like a projectile across the room... This is usually done in hotel rooms and rental properties where the landlord is a douchebag

That hotel room was a disgrace so I decided to have a ballistic wank before I checked out

by Flat.Turd June 2, 2020

Banastic

A person who was the inability to spell words.

A person who has a huge case of dyslexia that it cannot be personally diagnosed by a basic doctor.

They cannot spell or tell the difference between the following:

Buffoon, they, their, they’re your and you’re.

Look at that right foolish Banastic!

by eadrghehytrhytsrjg December 5, 2020

Blasticuffs

A fisticuffs between 2 or more persons that ends in a shootout.

I heard on the news that there was just a Blasticuffs down on 3rd & Main.

by AmadeuS469 March 9, 2021

Ballistic

Is liteary a Friday Night Funkin' mod chart song. And also it's literally crazy at all time.

Basically you'll get blue-balled within no time when playing that.

BF: beep bop beep skdoo beep
Whitty: fuck you imma go ballistic baababbabaoaboaababakabziabajaaoabaibaiabaiabaiajaiabajahaia
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by EdgeGD March 23, 2021

Ballistic

Just a song in an fnf mod where a bomb then goes crazy and plans on killing two little kids.

Person 1: omg whitty is going ballistic

Person 2: who the hell is whitty
Person 1: never talk to me again

by Ruvsexual >=D June 29, 2021

Ballistic

Friday Night Funkin'
it means someone who is so mad

I AM BALLISTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!11!!! >:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
but i didn't even do anything..
waht ;-;

by what king July 21, 2021

Ballistic

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH FUNNY BOMB MBANADNMNM HAHHAQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHDASHFSADGJFASDGFASDYGFHYGASDGHAADADFHADFKL;ADFJK L

whitty funny

Peter Griffin: I'm about to go ballistic! *kills several Canadian soldiers*

by The_Condutor July 29, 2021