mad awks

The act of having intense sexual intercourse when both the man and womans 'private parts' are extremely hairy and the cum gets stuck to the pubic hair and becoming extremely crusty.

joe: me and sally had AMAZING mad awks last night !

by mkiujnyhgtrfc February 13, 2011

lock-awk

Short for locker-awkward, this is when one breaks up with one's middle school significant other and subsequently avoids eye contact whilst both are at their respective lockers.

OMG, guys, ever since I broke up with Joey things have been totally lock-awk. He won't even say hi and I just want things to like before we were together - you know, like two weeks ago.

by polly334pocket December 7, 2009

Totes Def Awk

The abbreviation for Totally Definitely Awkward.

Bro 1: Do you see that girl over there?

Bro 2: Yeah, you can tell she's totes def awk.

by IAmBatmanYo March 7, 2012

SO TOTALLY AWK

Niamh...this is for you

Accidentally touch someone...SO TOTALLY AWK

by Babby WUZ here December 23, 2011

sarcash awk sesh

when two or more people both over-use sarcasm in a situation that the situation becomes awkward and both parties are thoroughly confused.

Person 1: (sarcastically) hey whore you gonna give me a blow job later?
Person 2: (sarcastically) hell yeah let's go right now!
Person 1: (seriously) really?

Person 2: (seriously) no! ew, you creep!
Person 3: whoa. sarcash awk sesh!

by sarcasm is the language of wit May 31, 2009

awk gawk 9000

when you practice sucking on your friend but it aint gay cuz you got the socks on

yo can i try to awk gawk 9000 you
ya of course man, you didnt even need to ask

by B-Monkey Obama September 23, 2020

Awk-Nerd

Awkward Nerd or some one who is always LOLing or ROFLing. Came up with by me, SF.

Kelley: "hey sara what are you doing? lol"
Sara: "just being an Awk-Nerd with my g-ma. rofl right?"
Kelley: "yeah you look like an awk-nerd. lmao"

by LOL MANIAC!@#$%^&* April 26, 2011