avetard oven

This is the most used appliance in the avetard kitchen. It is mainly used to bake pizza but these avetards have no idea how to use a fucking oven. Most of the time they end up burning whatever the hell is in the oven and smoke up the whole apartment similar to when they use the dab rig.

Shit, I think I left the pizza in the avetard oven way too long, it's all smokey in the avetard kitchen and smells burnt.

by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

savage not average

savage not average — a maxim for people who have moved beyond a mere “attitude of gratitude” and want to use their god given human talents to do more than just wait for a blessing.

A person who is savage and not average is a trail blazer.

While it is prudent to be thankful for what we receive; it is also possible to participate in the creativity of the universe by adding our own actions to universal processes to “help things along”. It’s the difference between carrying water from a river vs. digging a deep well and installing pipes and infrastructure.

If you notice that you are usually the first to try something difficult endeavors; but after you prove it can be done others follow in your footsteps you, my friend, are savage not average.

Take the world by the balls and be savage not average!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 31, 2023

Lavender May Avery

The name of Gabriela Gonzalez and Jack Averys daughter, the most adorable human on earth she is super tiny right now but when she grows she is going to be beautiful Just like her mom and dad!

“Did you hear that Gabbie and Jack are parents now!”
“No!, whats the babys name?”
“Lavender May Avery”

by Clau💜 @thankful_forlavender May 13, 2019

avetard backyard

The backyard of the Avetards at The Ave. If you go out back, you can for sure find a shit ton of trash just sitting on the porch and bunch of dog shit in the lawn out back. The trash on the porch can consist of fast food, juul pods, and the trash bag with all the trash from inside that they just throw out back.

I entered The Ave from the Avetard backyard but that shit was impossible because there was dog shit and trash everywhere.

by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

avetard trash can

The trash can at The Ave is a fucking dumpster fire. It is always overflowing with trash and then the excess just sits on the floor of the avetard kitchen. Since an avetard is such a lazy fuckass, the trash gets taken out of there like once every every three months and there is mold growing inside of the trash can. Everything you can think of from beer cans to dead avetard fish can be found in the avetard trash can.

I went to go throw away my fast food trash into the avetard trash can but it was packed to its max capacity so I just threw the trash on the ground like I saw the avetards do earlier.

by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

Jack Avery

The best of the best with great videos on youtube and an awesome singer in the band Why Don't We he is soo amazing and his voice is perfect.

Jack Avery is soo amazing

by SEAVEY_AVERY_BROWN_HOLDER April 4, 2017

Jack Avery

A poodle haired, talented, amazing and caring person that should be more known. 1/5 of the Why Dont We boys. I have many nicknames but shouldnt take up all of your time with them

Person one: did you see the Why Dont We boy's new song?
Person two: YEAH, OBVIOUSLY, who is your favourite?

Person one: Definitely Daniel Savey and Corbyn!
Person two: i mean i like Daniel and Corbyn but Jack Avery is sooo the best!

by BabyGirlKnows July 11, 2017