Something girls say to each other to communicate that they are on their period and may scream or cry at each other randomly.
Can also be used with aunt b or aunt irma
Can also be used with aunt b or aunt irma
Hollie : hey becky my aunt flow is here
Becky: oh no I'm here it's fine
Hollie:* starts crying for no reason *
Becky: oh no I'm here it's fine
Hollie:* starts crying for no reason *
by Moonlight___x October 03, 2019
A woman who claims to be liberal and open minded, but it is authoritarian, judgmental, and prone to shutting out any opinion that differs than her worldview. Often, has no children or just one, but nevertheless adopts a matronly status because of the authority motherhood lends her voice.
Karen, the wine aunt, sipped her Merlot as she cussed out people as monsters for questioning the qualifications of her favorite Democratic politicians on Facebook. She then blocked them when they asked her to eleborate.
by IronBear76 May 20, 2020
When you want to interact with someone in a nice friendly way, but they try to get more out of the exchange than you want to give.
Named for those times you go to the family get-together and your Aunt Mabel wants to kiss you on the mouth.
She still thinks you are, like, two years old and doesn't think you notice her mustachio.
If she just gave you a hug, or a peck on the cheek, that would be fine.
But sometimes she looks like she is just going in for the hug ... and then plants a big sloppy one on your mouth. Gag!
Named for those times you go to the family get-together and your Aunt Mabel wants to kiss you on the mouth.
She still thinks you are, like, two years old and doesn't think you notice her mustachio.
If she just gave you a hug, or a peck on the cheek, that would be fine.
But sometimes she looks like she is just going in for the hug ... and then plants a big sloppy one on your mouth. Gag!
You: Hey Johnnie! Where is Gladys?
John: We don't hang out anymore.
You: What?! You two were really good friends. What happened?
John: She pulled an Aunt Mabel on me last week. We were just having fun together and then she tried to escalate the situation.
John: We don't hang out anymore.
You: What?! You two were really good friends. What happened?
John: She pulled an Aunt Mabel on me last week. We were just having fun together and then she tried to escalate the situation.
by UNCL Joe November 30, 2018
A woman who pretends to be an ally but inevitably betrays other women to a patriarchal system; usually for personal benefit.
by EldritchCostello October 07, 2018
A crazy old woman that likes to wear bubushkas and keeps her nylons rolled down to her ankles. Can often be found hanging out near all-girl Catholic schools in her spare time. Likes the finer things in life such as a half-drunk can of warm Old Milwaukee and a few random cigarette butts that were found outside the local probation office. Has a terrific appetite for cupcakes and cheese.
by auntmarthafromtampa February 04, 2010
smoker1: what was i talking about...
smoker2: semantics...you ganna pass that aunt sandy?
smoker1: yeah hold on "continues story"
smoker2: semantics...you ganna pass that aunt sandy?
smoker1: yeah hold on "continues story"
by Opi8 June 02, 2011
by Grace Blase October 03, 2017