My armpit smells like syrup

This was something that I heard from some 10 year old in the grocery store today.

Kid: My armpit smells like syrup.
Me in my head: wtf man that's a weird thing to say randomly in a store...

by Retard_Ryan April 17, 2023

Armpit Sucker

Someone with bad taste

"Dude, I'll give you this deep fried mars bar if you go and pull Mary the Armpit Sucker."

by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

dick amputation

Nightmare of every man.
Doctors propose it as the last resort in case of gangrene, or dick cancer.

-Whats with that dickless Jason? He cries like a girl all the time.
-He had a cancer and suffered from dick amputation. So he's literally dickless

by dildo777 June 5, 2019

the armpit of america

Ohio.

“What state are we driving through?”
“The armpit of america”
“ah Ohio”

by swag honey November 27, 2021

Voluntary Erotic Amputee movement

A movement among a group in the porn scene community where they voluntary decide to have an amputation to be attractive to other people in the community who have a fetish for it, and not because there is anything wrong with that body part.

Most of the amputees are women.

Have you heard of the voluntary erotic amputee movement?

by Judge dredd7 September 7, 2011

amputants

people that have been amputated (a part of their body has been cut off) another word for amputee NOT AMPUTEEN

"i wonder why those guys have no dick..."
"their amputants dumbass"

by Joe Momma the III April 11, 2008

Armpit Fuzzies

The imitation armpit hair a girl receives when she wears fleece sweaters.

Girl One: "Wow, you should reconsider that tank top... You have a lot of armpit hair"
Girl Two: "Its not hair! I shaved yesterday, but this fleece sweater gave me armpit fuzzies!"

by euchremaster January 19, 2012