Sexual Amnesia

When immediately after sex you cannot remember why it was you decided to have sex with this person in the first place. Experienced more by men, but not exclusively. This is not a medical emergency as the symptoms typically fade within 24 hours at which time you want to have sex with that person again.

Seconds after sex...
Girl to Boy: Hey, that was amazing. You're so hot!
Boy to Girl: Who are you and how did I get here?
Girl to Boy: Oh no, bad case of Sexual Amnesia. Here's my number, call me tomorrow.

by Duece79 June 4, 2018

football amnesiast

A person who watches all the games but can't remember the results.

You watched the game but can't tell me the score. You are a true football amnesiast.

by Vatu July 7, 2018

Dick amnesia

When a woman has so much sex she's can't recollect who and when
When your sex was underwhelming, she forget she had sex with you.

She can't remember losing her virginity because she suffers from dick amnesia.

by Notsporty40 July 24, 2018

Dick Amnesia

When a girl is so used to having dick in her life that when she doesn’t, she craves it.

“Hey I’m having the serious case of dick amnesia because that summer with John was so much fun. But now that we broke up I have nothing.”

by Ineeddick March 12, 2019

Cabinet Amnesia

When start or are about to do or say something then you either forget about it or space out while doing said action. The phenomenon in which you do or are about to do something and forget why you wanted to or did it in the first place.

I was opening a cabinet then I forgot why I opened a cabinet, therefore why I named it Cabinet Amnesia.

by Zekurom May 13, 2020

Poop Amnesia

A mental phenomena in which the pooper pushes violently to the point of completely losing his/her train of thought. Can have long term effects.

I opened safari on my phone while on the toilet and before I could type my search in, all hell broke loose for a total of 3 seconds. When it was over, I couldn’t remember what I was going to look up. I had experienced poop amnesia.

by FattyOmega January 21, 2021

White Amnesia

Can happen to anybody with a white friend/lover/associate/rival/enemy. A common condition among Caucasians where you'll bring up a time (be it out of fun or seriousness) where they clearly did you bogus, said some fighting words to you, or just did something to offend and/or disrespect you personally. Upon the instance of you bringing it up to their attention at a later date, they'll deny it with the cluelessness of a toddler and will display genuine shock that they would do such a thing. If you keep pursuing the subject, they will then come to the conclusion that it was your fault that it happened.

Guy 1: "Man, remember that time when you went off on that waitress and called her a big-lipped monkey-fuck because she brought your meal last?"

Guy 2:"What? No way, when did this happen?!"

Guy 1: "My guy, it was last year. We all got our food and you had ordered some extra shit and when she said that yours still had time, you got mad and called her a monkey-fuck under your breath. We all heard you and she even looked at you too."

Guy 2: "WHAT?! No bro, I would NEVER say that! That's not funny, man. Even if I ever did, it was because she was being an asshole about it!"

Guy 1: "Nah man, she was polite and we could tell she was nervous too. You definitely did her bogus for that one."

Guy 2: "That's crazy...nah, I don't believe it. I always respect bitches, man!"

Guy 3: "Hahahahaha, Blake is doing that White Amnesia shit again!"

Guy 2: "WHAT?! Bro, I swear, I do NOT remember that shit even happening! You guys are making shit up!"

Guy 1: "Bruh, chill. We're just havin' fun! We don't care that you cussed her out, it's just funny how it happened."

Guy 3: "Yeah man, don't be butthurt lol"

Guy 2: "...I still don't know what you guys are talking about but whatever..."

by RealNameNoGimmicks August 23, 2021