after cum

the annoying part after you think your finished with the sex and cleaned up, a little bit more cums out

hey big boy didn't you clean up?
Yeah,
No you didn't look down
oh fuck

by craig March 11, 2003

altered my brain chemistry

movie, song, a piece of art or something else that changed you drastically, made you basically a new person or heavily influenced the way you perceive world around you, other people etc.

This song altered my brain chemistry, I basically became someone else after listening to it!

by qashanya December 9, 2022

Alternative facts

What you call a lie when you are so afraid of accepting the truth that you call blatant lies "facts". Also known as complete and utter bullshit.

Tom was not aware that there was not a child pedophile ring taking place in a non-existent basement, he was using alternative facts.

by Beardman01 January 22, 2017

after-suck

When a guy cums and his chick proceeds to immediately suck his dick right after.

1. My girl gives great after-suck. She's good at cleaning dick.

2. I came in her mouth and she kept suckin my dick. Sucked out all the jizz! That's what I call a great after-suck!

by th1 January 10, 2009

after that cubic shit im not surprised

"After that cubic shit im not surprised" came from a video made by MegaCapitalG on January 30, 2017 about how the Yu-Gi-Oh community is "Toxic". After this video was made, multiple Yu-Gi-Oh Youtubers followed up with a video disagreeing with his opinions and one by the name of Glasgowygo, another Yu-Gi-Oh Youtuber, made a video debunking his claims. In MegaCapitalG's video, he said his main reason for making the video was because someone commented "After that cubic shit im not surprised". This came from the countless amount of videos he made on a deck called Cubics, mainly hyping the deck and showing off what the deck can do. Shortly afterwards, many viewers started commenting on his videos the same quote "After that cubic shit im not surprised" and has now became a meme on his channel and in the Yu-Gi-Oh Community.

*MegaCapitalG makes a video*
"After that cubic shit im not surprised"

by Celza May 17, 2017

After-Nut Mentality

That exact moment right after you bust a nut and your thought process and mentality completely changes; and the video you were watching just feels wrong and nasty. You partially feel ashamed of yourself and you start thinking of how you can better yourself, community and the world.

Timmy: "Yo! Wassup, you tryna fuck some bitches and get fucking drunk tonight?"
Marcus: "Nonsense, those are sins, and I will be to occupied serving the lord and reading the bible"
Timmy: "Yo, you good? It's sounds like you got that After-Nut Mentality right now"
Marcus: "Nonsense Brother, come join me in prayer"
Timmy: "Yo, what the fu-"

by SmolBoi27 November 15, 2018

after gone money

Throwing good money after gone money. This describes continued investment in a losing proposition.

Cynthia kept throwing good money after gone money in the online romance scam.

by I, Wreckerrr May 20, 2021