Cadre quinquagénaire ultra-performant qui optimise sa vie comme son vélo en carbone : plus léger, plus rapide, plus efficace.
Il affiche sa supériorité par des photos de randos cyclistes hors de prix avec ses potes corporate, avant d’upgrader sa compagne vieillissante contre une version plus fraîche (souvent une subordonnée)
Il affiche sa supériorité par des photos de randos cyclistes hors de prix avec ses potes corporate, avant d’upgrader sa compagne vieillissante contre une version plus fraîche (souvent une subordonnée)
Tu as vu ce que Jean-Marc a posté ? Encore une sortie vélo de 150 km avec son groupe de cadres. Ah, et il a viré sa femme pour sa stagiaire. Classique Mâle Alpha Carbone.
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His is a transcendent state, requiring no hierarchy, and in which the concepts of 'alpha male' and 'beta male' etc. have no bearing; since anyone who attains this degree of primal harmonious independence has neither compulsion to lead, nor follow, nor compete - no sensation of having anything left to prove, either to other people, or to himself.
He has 'arrived', and remains, happy and self-satisfied. The epitome of successfulness.
His is a transcendent state, requiring no hierarchy, and in which the concepts of 'alpha male' and 'beta male' etc. have no bearing; since anyone who attains this degree of primal harmonious independence has neither compulsion to lead, nor follow, nor compete - no sensation of having anything left to prove, either to other people, or to himself.
He has 'arrived', and remains, happy and self-satisfied. The epitome of successfulness.
"Have you ever noticed how James Bond literally NEVER needs to give orders, pull rank, or beg favours? Everyone who meets him appreciates and respects him, because he is so obviously at peace with himself, even while doing battle! What an Aloha male!"
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Often only associated to the 0.0001% of Males worldwide. This title should be honoured and Beta’s surrounding must worship these absolute units.
Most commons names are: Joseph, Jake, Pasha and Lawson.
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Often only associated to the 0.0001% of Males worldwide. This title should be honoured and Beta’s surrounding must worship these absolute units.
Most commons names are: Joseph, Jake, Pasha and Lawson.
Message an Alpha Male here to here their experience first time.
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Get the alphamalism mug.the phenomenon observed in the military, especially in a military gym that every guy in there is top dog. Which is especially prominent in the Marine Corps. The fact that your in a large group in which every guy wants to be the leader of. You do not want to go to the bars with these guys.
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