the Alaskan snow dog

When your doing a girl doggy style on the top of a staircase. She needs to be holding on to the top stair and you yell "mush" thrust as hard as you can and ride her down the stairs.

I gave that girl the Alaskan snow dog... She's in the hospital now...

by Zkatk1 July 6, 2009

alaskin dogsled

when you and your girlfriend are doing it doggy style by at the top of the stairs and you pull her arms behind her back and ride her down face first.

tom said " hey tammy what happened to your face."
she said " well me and my boy friend were have sex at the top of the stairs when he said time for the alaskin dogsled and down we went."

by b!lly bedlam March 9, 2010

Alaskian pipeline

When you freeze a turd and use it as a dildo.

Last night,I gave my girlfriend the alaskian pipeline.

by chamelion June 27, 2006

Alaskan Snow Hammer

The act of saving a copius amount of sperm in a sock then freezing it so that it may be used to beat someone during sexual intercourse.

Pete gave Ashleigh a wicked Alaskan Snow Hammer over the weekend.

by April from vancouver January 9, 2011

alaskan aiss-tou

When scooby-doo gently jumps into shaggy's rectum and roughly shoves 6 inches of his tail in to his opening hole. Shaggy yelps in pain while jerking his meat stick and thunder clapping his cheeks for scooby while fondling the dogs hanging jizzy sacks . Shaggy proceeds to flip the dog and roughly shove his peins and scooby's weewee whole.

you should scooby doo my rectum by giving me a alaskan aiss-tou

by 11at Aiss February 18, 2017

Alaskan Blow Hole

The act of performing the 'motor boat' on a womans vagina.

dude i totally gave her the alaskan blow hole last night

you old sailor you!!

by Corkscrewy August 19, 2008

Barrow, Alaska

A town of 5,000 people in the middle of fucking nowhere on the very tip (aka North Slope) of northern Alaska on the Arctic Ocean. It's colder than a witch's tit up there, and never gets warmer than -10 degrees for 6 months. For two months in the summer, the sun never sets, and in the winter, it's constantly dark. Most of the town suffers from Seasonal Affective Disorder. There's absolutely no civilization for 400-500 miles in either direction. There's nothing to do there except drill oil and masturbate.

I moved to Barrow, and now I want to blow my fucking brains out.

by Sultan July 25, 2004