by xX_ODazn_Xx October 13, 2020
Alan's are absoloute twats. They dont take no for an awnser and are very clingy to people they are not in a relationship with. Alans tend to be weak and fainthearted. If an Alan punches you, he will end up crying. Also described as a melt or a wet wipe.
by BxpeHoodie July 19, 2018
He never talks to anybody. He is very shy. Alan has a very small heart. He never cares about anybody.
by DavidDoge January 03, 2017
by Some nigga on the internet October 31, 2018
"HEY Alan," says Angel "Look bro I may be depressed but the Weed is a big no no!" Replies Alan "Okay," Say, Angel
by Not Alan Dena April 24, 2018
A very voluptuous man with very tight and big meanders. Epic Shag every geography lesson after school when all the girls have left. I love the special tickle time, especially with his year 7 form. Love his geography exams, don't know fuck all about the economic development in Nigeria but after a quick shag I get grade 9's. I really enjoy it when he teaches us about hydraulic action - Just the thought of the waves smashing against the rocks widening and deepening the hole ultimately making it easy to fit your cock into.
Alan Smith talking about meanders makes me bricked up - legit I could use my cock as coastal defence
by Walmart Bag in Dharavi February 14, 2022
Most famous for his sex god voice. Alan Rickman has icons such as the fabulous Severus Snape in the Harry Potter saga. If walking with a girl whilst she sees him, beware, she will most likely scream and drool.
"My gf dumped me the other day"
"What Happened?"
"She saw Alan Rickman and said i didn't have a sexy enough voice for her"
"What Happened?"
"She saw Alan Rickman and said i didn't have a sexy enough voice for her"
by snapesangel26 February 07, 2009