accident

me

"Wow, Brandon's such an accident"

by plzstop September 20, 2017

Accident

Generally accepted as unintended or an afterthought. But genuinely spoiled and had a better childhood than their brothers and sisters because mum and dad stopped caring.

Rachel, you were an accident

by Dollar dollar bill y’all May 13, 2021

pet accident

A pet accident is when you shit in your partners lap

John: Hey pal, how's it going?

Oliver: Its going great John, ive been ecstatic about tonight when the wife's gonna finally let me have a pet accident on her! 😁

by Hoggg December 28, 2023

political accident

The phrase used most by AP gov teachers when explaining that the political climate is not made up of accidental chances.

There is no such thing as a political accident.

by Frosty DST March 26, 2019

Planed car accident

When a car falls off a plane on accident and hits someone/something/property

"Your mom died in a planed car accident"
(often misspelled as planned which is an honest mistake)

by 5066y c4t May 22, 2022

By accident on purpose

When you did not plan on doing something but it happened anyways

So last weekend I spent all my money by accident on purpose because my best friend took me shopping

by Ezra Adriaan March 25, 2022

penis after 130960530 accidents

Term used to describe something as very ugly.

A:What is so bad at Tardigrade? They are almost older then any other species on earth!
B: Its still eew! It looks like **penis after 130960530 accidents**

by pulec June 25, 2017