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I NEED TO GO ACCESS
by KPOPANIMEWEEB April 30, 2020
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bio-accessory

a living being used as a fashion accessory, like a handbag or a scarf, except that it's alive; often dressed up in cutesy little outfits
Paris Hilton rarely goes out without her bio-accessory, Tinkerbell the Chihuahua. Britney Spears used to carry around her Chihuahua Bit Bit until she started carrying around babies instead. (Why didn't Kevin carry the dog? Maybe that's why she divorced him: he wouldn't carry the little dog. )
by KathMac December 9, 2008
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roof access

Sex Position in which one is given full access by suspension above.
Trying to get that roof access tonight. You down to hang?
by sexyassassin21 October 28, 2021
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access denied

When having a one night stand with a young lady. You go back to hers, get naked and in bed. Then you stick it up her 'wrong' hole. When she says 'no' or complains you shout ACCESS DENIED in the manner Wayne from Wayne's World does. You get dressed and leave without adding to the 'conversation'.
by Denied_Access November 25, 2006
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accessable

Being at avail
If I want to spell accessable with two c's and two s's not to mention not I as well that's permissible, cause if microsoft access is right whois to argue and being able has never been being ible, cause that'd be downrioght feeble.
by Hercolena Oliver January 21, 2010
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sexical access

1. lexical access of words about sex
2. The other thing...
I'm not allowing sexical access anymore.
Hey baby, why don't you give me some sexical access so I can get my dino korespachi on.
I would have told you earlier, but I had no sexical access.
by Kyle Northwood April 26, 2008
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all access pass

When things are getting heated and you don't want your girl to get the full advantage of the Mighty Totem but you still want her to get a taste of the goods you spread eagle but pull up to allow full access to remainder of the bits; pull the fierce part up into yourself up into your chest to allow for excellent flappy foreplay. Like the warm-up band before the main event.
Ali granted his girl Jen the All Access Pass, giving her the necklace to warm up for the Main Event.
by cdjones January 6, 2008
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