Miguel Ángel

Is a boy who is handsome , into tennis and dogs. He is the nicest guy you’ll ever met and he is not only handsome he is too good in sports that no one can compete with him. If he likes you , he will like you forever and won’t make you sad or angry. If you have a boyfriend called Miguel Ángel you’ll be very lucky!
Boy: who is your boyfriend

Girl: Miguel Ángel

Boy : WHAT!?
by Isabellamay723 December 12, 2019
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Musty Miguel

When you walk into the bathroom and there a musty smell a a hot dump that has sat there for days to ferment
Kyle: Dude i walked into the bathroom and smell a Musty Miguel
Timmy: Aw that must have been horrible
by Sindof2 October 26, 2011
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San Miguel

A Filipino beer that infuriatingly tries very, very hard to pretend it's Spanish for reasons known only to the company. In the Philippines they also produce a beer called Red Horse, which is stronger than God himself.
San Miguel is Filipino, check Wikipedia! And it's serbesa, not cerveza!
by DaveGranger February 22, 2008
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Miguel

A guy with very crooked teeth and he is very tall
Damn look at Miguel’s teeth
by Mierda3333 March 09, 2020
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Miguel Tavares’d

When you suck off a security guard to get a false alibi.
Jonny: Yo is Steve going jail.
Brian: Nah he Miguel Tavares’d his way out of that one!
by LiddyMcLid March 19, 2022
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Miguel Drunk

When your Spanish friend has 4 beers and is somehow intoxicated already to the point where he doesn’t remember jumping through his wall or flirting with his friend’s girlfriend
“You got so Miguel Drunk last night, I thought we were going to have to take away your 4Runner keys!”
by LmaoAtThisGuy February 24, 2019
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Miguel and Oliver

The two hottest guys you will ever meet. Great kissers and they have huge dicks and even bigger hearts. They are lovers but and always say "aye gang gang". You lucky to meet one of them and even luckier to meet both. You will never be unsatisfied when you is around them. They super sexy and are shredded. They will go to prison together but try not to get caught. They isn't homosexual, they homiesexual. They have the best taste in music ever. They main song is Rubbin off the Paint. They got each others back when they horny and when they in danger. They got nice asses and don't do drugs unless the other one does it. They isn't weird, they is not weird and have a nice way of talking. They also have great taste in shows and are great at any video game.
Person: aye wanna come over
Other person: nah bruh I finally get to hang wit miguel and oliver
Person: Lucky ass hoe
Third person: aye i hear one of yall hangin wit miguel and oliver
Other person: Yessir i get to
by Ayeganggang September 15, 2020
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