Stuart

A handsome man that not only knows his way around the kitchen but knows his way around in the sack. He’s quite handy with tools and can stack the dimes when welding. He has a swagger when walking due to his catch of the day trophy trouser trout.

I’d let that Stuart take me fishing without a lake any day.

by Baja Stu November 23, 2021

Stuart butchers

A nob gobbling cock swabbler! A man who can fit more cocks in his mouth than all pornstars combined! An arsehole like the channel tunnel and a throat to match!

Fuck me Stuart butchers is a stinker nob gobbling cock swabbler!

Stuart Butchers fucks slot of men

by The conch shell November 23, 2018

Stuart

A stuart: noun another term for a peadophile not usually very nice and own the shack with Ben the dog the sworn oath owner

#1 yo rked some Stuart followed me last night

Guy #2 did he take you to the shack

by Rstephenbro July 22, 2019

Stuart

A lazy middle class hippie crackhead you see around in the 90s. The moment you walk into his room you’ll feel high. Plays Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” on loop for hours. Friends will call him Stu or Stupig.

Hey Stu!

I wonder if Stuart is still alive now, he probably died of OD tho

by MarsLuvTabi August 7, 2018

Stuart

A Stuart is a person who looks up whilst underneath a fine crystal glass table whilst another person know as a Hanover sits on top of the table and defecates.

That man knows how to stop getting shit on himself, I bet he's a Stuart

by Glass Table Owners Group November 15, 2021

king stuart

A man who is very smart and always is right never wrong

Girl 1: who is that man, he seemed to always be right
Girl 2: he must be king Stuart

by Urbanmaster10101 February 21, 2018

Wilson Stuart

Wilson Stuart is a very sexy man who is good at most video games. He may look good but he has an inability pull any bitches. His type are big booty asians who like Travis Scott, Kanye, and Playboi Carti

"My best friend is Wilson Stuart"
"Damn nigga you lucky as fuck"

by Retarded Frog April 16, 2024