Drunk chick at a bar that flaps her pussy on the floor like she is performing at a strip club... except it's totally not a strip club & everyone is staring.
We were at a karaoke bar, everything was kosher at first. Then the floor flapper showed up... Every time anyone sang a rap song, the front row heard pussy slamming on the floor, for free! That poor floor....
by Not a Flapper August 3, 2019
Get the floor flappermug. by Amelia.Summers October 17, 2020
Get the Flapper cheeksmug. Hey Andrew , you only beat me in guitar hero 3, because you use a controller
It doesn't matter i still beat you
no your just a Faggy Finger Flapper
It doesn't matter i still beat you
no your just a Faggy Finger Flapper
by Campbell-toe May 10, 2016
Get the Faggy Finger Flappermug. by anonymous June 5, 2023
Get the Snapper Flappermug. Little Billy: Hey pa, my girlfriend Linda said she wants to have "sex"... What do I do?!
Pa: Easy son, just pull your little pecker there out and shove it right up her patty flappers. You'll be just fine.
Little Billy: Thanks Pa....for the best
Pa: Easy son, just pull your little pecker there out and shove it right up her patty flappers. You'll be just fine.
Little Billy: Thanks Pa....for the best
by #pussy #poon #beaver #vagina January 24, 2017
Get the Patty Flappersmug. When you fart and it feels like your butthole slaps together and sounds like a seel clapping its hands
by PowerLiftyThing April 10, 2020
Get the crapper flappermug. There won't be a next time, unable! Like, hit the road before we put you through the flobo flapper flopper!
by Sam Reviews August 5, 2017
Get the the flobo flapper floppermug.